"wow jongin’s totally a bad boy!!! hes such a player!!!"
"hes so seductive and is a total slut!! XD"
"confident, arrogant, and cold-hearted"
*walks up to a straight couple* so which one of you is exo k and which one of you is exo m
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less